I’m so embarrased. I used to live on the border of Northbridge.
Oh dear god, there’s BLINKING TEXT on the page… my eyes!
A quick peek at the source code has 2 effects:
1. I learned that the site was created with Microsoft FrontPage 4.0
2. Blood started bursting out of my eye sockets.
I’m going to have to walk myself to the hospital for this one, folks.