Tag: rabbit disapproval
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Public Bunny Announcement: No Flash Photography
Gus does not like it when you take pictures of him with the flash on.
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Beware
Gus’s intense look of disapproval has been known to cause medial complications in humans. Observe with caution.
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The Stages of Disapproval
First stage – disapproval from a distance: Second stage – indifference: Third stage – annoyance: Fourth and final stage – absolute disdain: Warning: exposure to high intensity rabbit disapproval may be hazardous to your health, and may cause small electronic devices to spontaneously explode. -Gus
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Rabbits In History
Mum and dad went to someplace called the “Metropolitan Museum of Art” this weekend. Dad said we couldn’t come along because our constant disapproval would’ve shattered the sculptures and set the old paintings on fire. He’s no fun. Above: Forget cats, the Egyptians apparently also thought rather highly of rabbits. Quite possibly the earliest depiction…
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The Service Around Here Is Terrible!
Dad, this is simply unacceptable. When I say “breakfast now,” I mean “breakfast – NOW!” -Gus
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Feed Me
I disapprove of empty food bowls. -Gus
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Guard Rabbit
Yesterday I was laying outside of dad’s office, guarding it. Dad was too scared to come out of his office with ME there! So I gave him some concentrated “rabbit disapproval.” You didn’t give me enough treats today, dad… therefore, YOU SUCK! Later I found dad slumped over in his chair shivering… I guess I…